Friday.

Once upon a time a girl met this guy. Then the guy went all crazy and made the girl cry. Then with those tears, she pushed and she pulled. She stopped going out until her life became dull. Then she remembered booze and how much fun it can be... so she drank and she drank, and she peed and she peed.

More drunk dial calls, therapeutic shopping in malls--- until, until, she was broke as balls. She was broke as balls.

And then a bright light, Friday is here! Friday means payday, good times and good cheer. Money means happiness, isn't that true? It makes everything so pretty and shiny and new. It pays for things that love just can't buy, like binge eating, accessories and shots on the fly.

Gotta spend money to make money, isn't that right? $40,000 in college to snag a job which steals your life. It makes perfect sense. "THEY" say it's true. They've fooled us and them. They've fooled me and you.

The end. I must go spend my money now.