R.I.P. My friend. My concealer of body oder. Your scent will live on in my scarf. January 2008-April 17, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Eau de Toilette
This morning I flushed an entire bottle of the dazzlingly fresh fragrance Dolce Gabbana Light Blue down my toilet. I really don't know what else to say. Somehow I happened to be flushing the toilet and hurriedly trying to spray on my perfume before I left the house... and kerplunk. Then I stood paralyzed and dramatically screamed NO! NO! as I watched the bottle get sucked away in slow motion. Goodbye $60. Farewell clean uplifting (saucy and seductive) scent. Maybe I will plunge the toilet later and the perfume will emerge from that hole... it may shoot out as though being reborn from the womb of that porcelain biatch. I hate that stupid toilet.
R.I.P. My friend. My concealer of body oder. Your scent will live on in my scarf.
R.I.P. My friend. My concealer of body oder. Your scent will live on in my scarf. 
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***** update: a hasty #2 led to clogging of toilet. quick response from maintence man while I was out drinking and checking out a band. thank you. I returned at 3am to find poo cover bottle of light blue on bathroom counter. recovery. i repeat, full recovery. i'm not above wearing the perfume. it still smells great. ain't no shame in my game.
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