Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Best day gets better... POO FRIENDS STRIKE AGAIN!!!

I can't believe I'm this lucky. BUT I am. Where do I begin... we all remember the Poo Friends right? First I just heard them pooing and chatting about kitties, then came the visual confirmation of their existence and identities... NOW they have been spotted again-- but, it seems only one poo friend is on the permanent poo schedule- while the other 2 wait in rotation. It seems the wiry winston smoking hillybilly lady is the staple dumper and she has a number of poo friends. (Not only is this gal popular, but she eats diet high in fiber.)

One thing never changes- the topic of conversation. This lady, we'll call her Tammy, loves talkin bout her kitty Whitey. Tammy's boyfriend thinks its HILARIOUS when (after he's had a few MGD's) he throws Whitey in a bucket of water then points at the cat, referring to it as "Wet P*ssy". Tammy states: "Everyone just loves laughin at Whitey sittin there all wet, my boyfriend wants to turn it into a poster or a t-shirt."

Hillbillies are the bestest. Look for handcrafted posters and t-shirts from Tammy & CO. in Fall of 08'.

I wonder if they feed the kitty Church's fried chicken before or after they attempt to drown it?

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