super duper glue

I like glue. I've never huffed it, but I bet I'd like that too. I like glue because it's magical and it makes me feel like a fancy wizard. Gorilla Glue is rad. My Gorilla Glue was taken away after a gluing incident over a year ago, and I just recently found where it was hidden!! Sucka! Not too long ago I bought this awesome mirror at Audrey's Place (amazing thrift store in east 10th street HOOD) and then broke it the next day. Fooey. This calls for glue. Lots of sweet sweet magical glue. On this gluing occasion I opted for straight up super glue (this was before I found my gorilla goodness). I glued my fingers together. It hurt like a mo-fo ripping my fingers apart. It was then that I thought "this feels a lot like waxing". Luckily, before I touched the glue to my eyebrow region my cat, Mr. Meow Meow Head, talked me out of it. Shew. This is not meant to be a cry for help... but someone might want to call that show Intervention. They will probably be disappointed to find that I'm not injecting glue into my eyeballs or between my toes. But, I'm thinking a hillarious parity show of Intervention would be suitable. Anyone have a video camera? I have some ideas.