Word o' the day

1. Salsa F@*ked

This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa f*$ked."
Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.

I subscribe to far too many word of the day websites. The plan is to expand my vocab and try to use the word(s) o' the day in at least one sentence. Sadly, I had not planned to eat Mexican food today. But, maybe I'll just walk into a Mexican restaurant-- survey the scene-- and then walk up to the random stranger who appears to be the most salsa f*&ked to alert them of their status and then assist them in obtaining their own dish of salsa. Maybe, MAYBE, even hook them up with some queso. I would have good snack karma for weeks.