angry lesbian fights back

scene outside of henry's coffee shop:

angry lesbian smoking. 45 year old burn out dude wearing bogus hawaiian shirt with workboots and nappy long hair. burn out approaches angry lessie to bum a smoke. dialogue:

burn out: "hey good looking."
lessie: "that is not my fucking name."
burn out: "can i buy a smoke?"
lessie: "go fuck yourself."

i return to my book and iced americano. i laugh and make a failed attempt at making friends with angry lessie by shrugging my shoulders and rolling my eyes as he walked away. this may have failed because i was wearing yellow instead of black. hard to say where i went wrong. but i did. so i left.

erratic idiotic behavior by erin l morgan

today i pedaled my happy ass all the way up to 38th street planned parenthood on my bicycle. i took meridian. this was not an intelligent choice. people were passing me at 60 mph. i had a sweaty butt crack. stoop dwellers hollered loudly. i yearned for my ipod to come back to life. i saw a man riding his bike with a baby on the handlebars. things got weird.