erratic idiotic behavior by erin l morgan

today i pedaled my happy ass all the way up to 38th street planned parenthood on my bicycle. i took meridian. this was not an intelligent choice. people were passing me at 60 mph. i had a sweaty butt crack. stoop dwellers hollered loudly. i yearned for my ipod to come back to life. i saw a man riding his bike with a baby on the handlebars. things got weird.