Thursday, May 14, 2009

my life as a realist

i am not really a realist. i was just reasonable for like 2 minutes, then thought to myself "was that realistic advice?" the answer: yes, it was!

i thought, wow this is great. i no longer have to wallow and wonder "am i being pessimistic or optimistic" i can just know in the dark crevices of my heart that REALLY, i am a realist. not really.

Friday, May 1, 2009

mini marathon

a few equations i'm tossing around

erin + running 13.1 miles = completely absurd

2 x $50 mini marathon entries + craigslist - running mini marathon = nice dinner and a bottle of wine

20,000 yuppies + over priced high tech athletic apparel - erin indulging in social lubricants = gross

running 13.1 miles - being chased by a tiger for 13.1 miles = why the hell am i running 13.1 miles if i'm not being chased by a tiger?